No, it’s not Gay Sex Lubricant - it’s Steroids
Australian media is reporting today that over 150 bottles of steroids disguised as sex lubricants, specifically “gay lube oil” have been seized by Australian customs.
Customs officials made the seizures in raids in Victoria, Western Australia, New South Wales, Queensland and South Australia since the beginning of this year as part of a lengthy national investigation.
The product, marketed as “gay lube oil”, actually contained a variety of active ingredients including testosterone and deca durabolin.
Apparently Aussie customs officials became suspicious at the large number of website orders, which were being posted from Thailand. Authorities reportedly began to get suspicious when the popularity of the gay sex lube suddenly increased.
“They might think we won’t examine it because… it’s a bit yucky or whatever,” said customs worker Richard Janeczko. Officials also called the deceptive smuggling a ‘highly sophisticated’ venture.
Several people are expected to face prosecution. Smuggling drugs into Australia can lead to fines of up to $110,000 and a prison sentence of up to five years.
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